A little attention to detail and self validation, verification goes a long way. It's not like this field is insanely hard. Sorry, I'm pissed at the incompetence of others I need to deal with on a daily basis. Why is EVERY FUCKING cock head in this industry a waste of space and cash! Is it really to much to ask for 1 fucking project to fucking go live that actually fucking works where I don't need to work 2 weeks straight (including weekends) after going live just to be sure that what shit does hit the fan isn't going to create a SEV 1 issue. All because they didn't validate or test their own shit. I'm literally arguing over field mapping with multiple 3rd parties, when the fucking requirements state WTF this is suppose to look like. How hard do you want to fail before you will start listening to the people that now have to work around the fucking clock to clean up this horse shit of a mess. We just launched a major project in some weird cocktail of Agile slapped with MVP and release to the wild in a waterfall, but it was premature, premature in the sense QA hasn't even finished their side of things, but because some fuck with with "manager" in their title decided they have burnt through the budget with incompetence and scrapped an entire element of the project and outsourced just so they could make a shittier version that doesn't even fucking work. I think the sleep deprived me is finally cracking under the weight of incompetent assholes. I thought the last bullshit I'll ever see was that stupid OTP crap that doesn't actually send you an OTP, it just writes the numbers on the textbox and all you have to do is press the OK button. Even the website, just like every other government website, looks like a high school student's project. Okay, maybe it's not the best tool but it's ages away from the typical pen and paper oops-i-lost-it system they had before. They have the best of the best tools while typing with one hand. There's not a single scratch on those things. They even have keyboards and some slick leatherette casing for each. I remember going to the vaccination site and seeing the brand new tablets they struggle to use. They got the first two syllables right, removed one, and made up the few others. For some reason, the middle name is wrong and it's not a matter of "John" and "Jhon" or "Louise" and "Louis". You know it's you from the first and last name, the date of birth, the vaccine brand, the vaccination site, time, and date. When you finally reach the last page, it proudly informs you that they have successfully looked you up except your name is wrong. When it tells you that you did something wrong (rare), it flashes a black box at the top of the page that says "Oops, that's incorrect!" A literal fucking high school project.ĩ.
If you enter it wrong, it doesn't generate a new one so take your time, dear. Their version of CAPTCHA is literally a dialog box with random texts on it. Some of the fields are required but it allows you to proceed anyway. You have to enter each detail in perfect order, otherwise it will assume you didn't enter anything.Ħ. There's minimal validation for the dates and even the bare minimum doesn't make sense.ĥ. It's so random, it makes you wonder if such entities exist and you just don't know about them.Ĥ. Some words are capitalized for no fucking reason. They have questions that can be answered with "yes" or "no", the question itself is a drop-down and wait, clicking it opens a dialog box that has two radio buttons for "yes" or "no". Step 1 is not clickable, you advanced child! You're skipping grades, congrats.Ģ. There's a data privacy section that's supposed to be step 1 but when you load the page, you're on step 2 where you have to enter your details. So they finally implemented vaccination certificates here that are apparently "WHO recognized" and you can generate it online.